come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
send this to all the straight boys in your life
when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
Because there were so many reforms removing the rights for companies and towns to sponsor specifically Christmas themes and events due to their religious backgrounds. So there were no more trees or decorations or anything anywhere… Truly tragic.
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see