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cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

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you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

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pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

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ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

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l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

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irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

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chillcal:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT

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arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

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skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

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ocarinaofchris:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

Because there were so many reforms removing the rights for companies and towns to sponsor specifically Christmas themes and events due to their religious backgrounds. So there were no more trees or decorations or anything anywhere… Truly tragic.

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knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

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